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I work at a cheese factory AMA
Does the factory make big rolls of cheese? Or blocks? What kind of cheese?
The suspense is killing me! Come on @OP.
We make wholesale cheese and we package it in two ways: 40 pound blocks or 500 pound barrels.
Edit: we make mostly white and colored cheddar, but also some mozzarella and monterey jack
How much new milk does the factory use per day?
We use about 4 million pounds of new milk each day, 7 days a week
that's a lot of cows
Do you get to eat as much cheese as you want on breaks?
Unfortunately no. Management will occasionally cut up a block and give us some to take home, but it's forbidden to eat cheese off the line or take it without asking
bummer
How much cheese can a cheese truck truck?
Between 40 and 50 thousand pounds, depending on how it's packaged.
Can I be your new best friend?
That depends. Do you work at a cracker factory?
Did you choose the cheese, or did the cheese choose you?
I was born with the cheese, molded by it.