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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

”Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the two-tiered US Justice system…”

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you're a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond."

EDIT: ..and for those of you that control five justices, our "Commit Today, Pay Never" plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

😆😂🤣

Sadly accurate