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Homer
(sh.itjust.works)
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Uhhhh... Homer has three kids, surely?
Why can't I have no kids and three money??
According to the available tax information he has nine kids, one of which is a Vietnam veteran.
C'mon, Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.
Only two of them, along with his wife, love him.
Maggie hates his guts.
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