Where is this from??
I honestly don't know, pretty sure I saw it on Reddit a while back. I have it saved because I have a buddy who literally formats his character backstories like this and I like to poke fun at him.
I have never DND'd but this is Hilarios, It is actually part of the reason I have never participated. Too much stuff. Bravo though!
Honestly, most of the time players just have like 3 or 4 sentences for a backstory. Which is really better most of the time as it lets you build out the character over time in the game. If that's the only thing holding you back, you should give it a try!
Hey! I appreciate your posts! Let’s say I want to get into DND, Are there any resources for such a person to peruse? It’s a big game after all.
You can get the Basic Rules online for free, which are enough to get started. If you want to get deeper into D&D though you'll have to buy the Player's Handbook, and probably also Tasha's Cauldron and Xanathar's Guide.
Then you should figure out if you want to play online or in-person. It's much easier to find people to play with online but they don't have the "vibe" of in-person games.
To find a group, there are several Discord servers, including the official one; there's also r/LFG, though I'm not sure if they're participating in the blackout or not; and you can look on Roll20 for online games, though from what I've heard that's not a good option. For in-person games I can't really help you.
If you're going to play online, you'll have to pick a VTT- virtual table top. Roll20 is the most popular one, and is quite simple. Foundry is the best one, but costs money. I don't know much about the rest.
I think that for a beginner, a "one-shot" is a good way to learn the game. Basically a one-shot is an adventure that you're supposed to finish in one session, instead of a campaign that might take dozens of sessions over months. It lets you dip your toes in without too much commitment. I'm part of this discord server for one-shots that is pretty good.
Also, consider that D&D is far from the only TTRPG (Table Top RolePlaying Game) system out there. Pathfinder 2E is the main competitor to D&D, it's a pretty similar D20 based system, but it's rules are more comprehensive and it's run by a much better company (D&D's parent company has done a lot of shady shit, including charging 3rd party creators ridiculously high royalty fees, mistreating their staff, and sending Pinkerton mercenaries to threaten a Youtuber who leaked a new expansion.)
Oh and also all the rules for PF2 are available completely for free with no strings attatched on Archive of Nethys.
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