I like to apply some business logic to it.

• I expect to use the product or functionality provided by x on a regular basis
• The use of x has no added utility
• The functionality and/or feature set (e.g. content) of x may degrade significantly without warning and/or recourse
• Unavailability of x is likely to render it completely useless

If most of these conditions can be regularly sufficiently true, then searching an alternative that incorporates proper ownership is a good course of action.

Yes, a cup of coffee every 5 minutes

Wait... "limited ads"? Are there still some ads with Spotify Premium?

Fuckers wearing $2000 suits out here panhandling

I only have Netflix, and it's included with my t mobile.

I guess I also have amazon prime, but I just use it for the free shipping and it gets used a lot with the family.

I’m not drinking 6 specialty cups of coffee every day.

No I can't afford it, stop saying that.

Perhaps it 'tis a silly thing. But I just want to thank whoever did the art work for drawing the stick figure guy with the shotgun as being left handed and holding a left hand shotgun.

My mental status thanks you and as another member of the Bar Sinister, I also thank you.

good thing i dont drink coffee

Your employer hates them too.

Fuck Amazon but it is not like the others in the meme

Amazon lets you acquire physical items, of insane variety, delivered to your door, often for a price lower than you can find it in physical stores. Often delivered same day and almost certainly same week.

That's an insane value compared to something like a game company that's like "teehee you can pretend to own this until we get bored of hosting it and then poof fuck you!"