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Everest Climbers To Bring Poop Down With Them As Mountain Starts To Stink
(www.iflscience.com)
I think they should just build a funicular that goes to the top, and put a little visitor center up there. Then people can use the bathroom there, and it makes it easier to move materials up and down.
News headlines that are so ridiculous, you could've sworn they were from The Onion