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[-] otter@lemmy.ca 85 points 5 months ago

I like how the post title is confusing in a different way from the image lol

[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 47 points 5 months ago

I choose to act like it was deliberate

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 49 points 5 months ago

When the real aneurysm is in the title.

[-] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Health is explicitly NOT pocus!

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

How to butcher the title even worse than the picture

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago
[-] franklin@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago
[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Don't inside, dead open

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 8 points 5 months ago

No safety. Smoking first.

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

"Mental is hocus. Health not pocus."

Sounds like the first stanza of a Lin-Manuel Miranda song.

[-] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Actually, health IS pocus. Or rather, health is POCUS. Pocus being an acronym for "point of care ultrasound." Which is important in healthcare. So there.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

OP you tried and that's what really....uuuummmm......you did try.....

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Not pocus, not pocus, you're hocus.

[-] wesker 0 points 5 months ago

The joke is your average bloke is too bilaterally focused on the individual sides of the notice.

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