Boil the noodles in holy water.

Not sure how to help but Elvira taught me Doritos will only make him stronger.

Fry one whole onion, plus a chunk of something meaty (I sometimes do ham, bacon, or ground beef) in butter in a separate pan while the noodles get boiled. Make the cheese sauce in that pan without draining anything out, so you have all the fat and brownings in there. After draining the macaroni, add directly to the pan, mix, then serve onto plate. Add black pepper and ketchup overtop.

All those other bachelors eating their plain macaroni will get their own demons, but you'll be free!

(When I buy bacon, ham, or ground beef, I buy the largest packs and portion it into sandwich bags in the freezer with one serving per bag. That way I can toss them in things like this. And onions are cheap as shit.)

Put bacon in the Mac and cheese

You can try adding spices to make it taste better. I don't know what spices taste well with mac and cheese but oregano should be good. Just smell the spices and add them if they smell like they would fit the dish

You just need to add the essence of pure flavor. Simple water... and LSD.

Guys, I think he’s dead. I think the demon took his soul cuz he hasn’t been online since the day he posted this.

I have some ideas