Man, these leftists are coming for everyone! They sound so scary!
The American thing to do? Shit. Aren't the leftists Americans too? Are these foreign leftists coming for you? What are they coming with? Do they have weapons?
What should I do to protect myself from these lunatics? Should I build a shelter? Fuck. Are they coming for me right now? Is there time to prepare? Or is the apocalypse already upon us?!
Please respond, I'm very nervous now.