Find a jailbait community to make him the moderator of

Nothing, good for him. Nobody can own the fediverse so he can't do damage.

If he's not already here under a different username.

I wouldn't do anything. Let him be, because I don't slander people I don't like or disagree with, I forgive but I don't forget. I'd rather not fall to his level.

Tell him to look at my username

He probably has. I would join every competitor and alternative I could find. When I was a Buyer for a chain of bike shops I made sure I shopped at every bike shop in the area. Anything less is extremely stupid. Based on his recent history, he's probably not here, but he should be.

Nothing in particular. Why?

He seems so obsessed with how people receive him that he's probably already here somewhere to keep tabs on it. At the very least I like to imagine him paying some assistant to do such for him.

If he was smart, he should have one. It's important for a CEO to understand his competition.

Keep him away from anything to do with teenage girls, for one thing.

(He was a mod on /r/jailbait, in case you don't get the reference)

direct him to beehaw

I don't care, but if he creates an instance, I'll immediately ask my Pirate Captain to defederate them, and also message owners of major instances and ask them to defederate the spez instance.

pig poop balls

Nothing. I don't care.

"You have no power here" 😉

Bully him for my own amusement.

What would you do?

I dont see how him joining lemmy should affect anything I do.

I'd get everyone to join me in Lemmy's very first "Kung Pow Penis." I know that's a Tumblr thing but I think it has potential over here.

I'm gonna take him to a nice, high-fancy, highfalutin restaurant, and I'm gonna buy him things, wine and dine him. And we're gonna find some things that we have in common, and they're gonna become inside jokes to us. And then, we're just gonna laugh about them in the taxi all the way to his house, where I'm gonna fսck him in the ass.

He is more of a 'keep your nose up and your subordinates under your feet' type of person (seems like it anyways), so he will not come here. Unless it is a PR stunt, then he'll get laughed back to reddit.

I'd just block his dumbass. He has no power here.

He probably already did.

Idunno, probably call him a big ol' poopy face and send him a picture of a toilet or something.