You know what destroys people’s productivity in the longterm? A sustained period of crisis and overwork.
Yeah but they're executives. Fuck em. 6 days of executive work is like 2 days real work.
Nah I think they work too hard and we should give them a complimentary vacation where they can lay by the sea in the shade of the guill Otine trees with their shiny leaves hanging vertically, in wait for the perfect person to pass below so that they can detach themselves with a soft sigh and float down to and catch the passerby by surprise, reminding the relaxing CEOs with the lightest touch that forces are at work that even they cannot control.
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Executives get paid more but they're still working class.
I'm not weeping over the c-suite and I side-eye anyone who is tbh
Wtf crisis is Samsung facing
Crisis of not accomplishing infinite growth.
In a finite environment
Not enough poors mining for precious minerals.
Tech companies are so out of touch ffs, I cannot believ—
shifts executives to six-day
Lmaoooo Fuck 'em, should have made them do the whole 7
Crisis mode because they "only" made $456 million last year. Year on year growth can't go on forever, there has to be a max somewhere, crazy.
How will these executives ever cope with an extra day of replying to emails or whatever 😭
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