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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has nerdy hobbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Skates@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

millions of years of evolution wiring our brains to make sex feel good so we don't accidentally kill off the human race by forgetting to do it

dumbasses want to play badminton or some shit instead

Well ok.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Some cases but not really, my friend group everyone maybe except 1 already has a significant other so no one bothers the girls. And we all play DotA 2 lmao

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

this happens to me constantly with girls as a man

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

huMON FEEEmaaale?!

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Rules of acquisition number 30: There are no huMON feeeemales on the internet.

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