Doctrine radical, structure neutral. "A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product"
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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Also worth noting that under this rationale:
- Cannibals see people as food
- You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply)
- When you eat bread, it is in contact with you
- When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
Your username doesn't really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn't stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Hot buttered toast is now a butter sandwich. I hate it
Fish, bugs, and Trees, man. It's all fish, bugs, and trees.