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submitted 11 months ago by Xatolos@reddthat.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

When Muhammad didn't go to the mountain...

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Wait, weed is legal in Iran? Also I thought the lethal dose was too high for human consumption. A new record for us stoners I guess.

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What next? Someone getting stoned to death by pluto???

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Someone getting stoned to death by grass?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Karma comes in many disguises

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

I told you she was funny.