Drinking, gluing, & sucking : pissposting

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive. He'd really be amused.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Don't knock it till you try it. Most snake venom is enzyme based to if you apply enough heat to the wound it would prevent a poisoning.

My mate was once bitten by a snake so we boiled him alive and guess what? He didn't die from that poison

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Wow not only did it tell you to do something that would make things worse. All four of those things are going to make things worse.

[+] 800XL@lemmy.world -26 points 2 months ago

Cutting the wound and sucking out the poison is an actual solution and has been since people have been getting bit by poisonous snakes.

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

bit by poisonous snakes.

You had me going at first

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

yeah, everyone knows its 'bitten' ... silly troll

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hey as long as you don't eat them it seems like a poisonous snake would be pretty safe.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 2 months ago

I think that's just in movies

[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

nice try google

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Fuck no please please don't do this. It is probably the worst thing you can do.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Downvoted for kinkshaming

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

😂