Anon lost the most important thing in his life : greentext

[–] wesker 145 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

[–] wings@lemmy.perthchat.org 59 points 2 years ago

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

should have seen it coming when he said saucy

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or when he said prego

[–] sentient_loom@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"jarred look" lol

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or "noodle"

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or "colorless almost transparent"

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great foreshadowing

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Son, I am dissapoint

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago

Goddamn this one got me good

[–] Deiv@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Is this loss?

[–] favrion@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

This one is clever.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

But she's obviously not on her period

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

🤌🤌

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

These fucking posts man

[–] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Bahahah this is pretty good

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Always best to shove a bit more meat in when they're prego

[+] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz -20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

4chan has bad humor

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't you have some big bang theory to watch?

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz -5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

big bang theory is bad but 4chan be like...

Meme of unsure guy with his hand between two red buttons:

Sex joke 2. Suicide joke

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But this is neither

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz -3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

haha sex with pasta

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He means a literal noodle

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