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[-] wesker 144 points 1 year ago

The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

[-] wings@lemmy.perthchat.org 59 points 1 year ago

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.ml 71 points 1 year ago

should have seen it coming when he said saucy

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago
[-] sentient_loom@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago
[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago
[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or "colorless almost transparent"

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago
[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Son, I am dissapoint

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

Goddamn this one got me good

[-] Deiv@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Is this loss?

[-] favrion@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

This one is clever.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago

I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

But she's obviously not on her period

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago
[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

These fucking posts man

[-] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bahahah this is pretty good

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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