My dog just watched me pull a raccoon out of my fireplace, now he just keeps looking at me. I can only imagine what he thinks just happened.
By their second year, every American raccoon has fired at least three guns.
Yeah I'm sorry America, but if the Racoon's take up arms, y'all are screwed.
The tide of the opossum/raccoon war turned when the opossums started making tanks.
It's not named that because they're against each other, it's named that because they're united against us
Nobody talks about the consequences of failing attempts to kill raccoons. Instead live trap them so you can interrogate them about their leader
They've become sentient
A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.
We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.
