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Let me pull this out of my ass
(sh.itjust.works)
The original makes more sense by not having that where clause
WHERE the_data_matches_the_vaguely_defined_parameters_in_your_head_that_you_never_told_me
I don't think that's how you're meant to use a WHERE
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you just think that because you don't already have the result of your criteria sitting in a magic field
It looks like AssDB uses a weird SQL syntax? Is it worth upgrading to, I hear it's great at pulling information out of unstructured and even imaginary data sources?
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