Greatest country in the world

Maybe fuck that, the stores should take a hit so we can eat.

"If you want to save money, give up your avocados and lattes. Move into a large beer cooler and make soup out of fallen leaves"-Wall Street Journal's advice next probably.

Fine. I'll have the Irish Benedict for lunch or dinner.

So fucking dumb.

The masses lack bread? Let them go on a "diet"

Skip all meals and save even more!

Seriously though skip breakfast