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[-] wesker 13 points 1 week ago

Growing up on the internet conditioned me to exclusively masturbate with my left hand.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

yeah, using the right feels weird

[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

You guys learnt about masturbation on the internet???

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

no, but if you are using your right hand to hold a mouse or phone then you gotta use your left

[-] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

you can just learn to use the mouse with either hand...

[-] wesker 3 points 1 week ago

Learned about it? I I've perfected it.

[-] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I've always been able to jerk it with either hand, but because of the mouse thing I do use left more.

[-] earthling@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

And how did you become ambidextrous? Long story... ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like everyone is missing the point. When a man masturbates, it is not for the hand to feel good. Whichever hand he uses to masturbate with is the hand that not going to be the hand that is relaxed. Owing to the rigorous masturbation of course.

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