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submitted 5 months ago by en1gma@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml
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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 28 points 5 months ago

Actual brainwashed Zombies.

[-] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is an actual cult. Please go out and make sure they do not win the vote in November

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

"We paid these 4 people to look stupid for a click bait article" that would get into the news cycle and keep our shit show relevant, because controversy sells and billionaire media supports Orange Hitler.

Why the fuck did he have to miss. Can't we fork fuckedtopian future at least once.

[-] WbrJr@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

Can i suggest they start shooting at each other, out of love?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is that one lady picking her nose? I mean I know they all act like booger eaters, but I didn't think it'd be literal.

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