Noooooo! Not my precious orbs! What am I to ponder now???

Go right ahead. I don't want them anymore. Be a bit hard to explain at the ER. Ballus Spontanious Explodicus isn't covered at med school I don't think. Not sure, doc, they just sort of exploded, you know? Isn't that always the case? No, no replacement testosterone please, I'll manage. Just stem the bleeding and I'll be out of your hair. What was that? Psyche eval? Nah, I'm fine. Really I am. No need for that.

It might sting a little, but it'll be worth it. Do it now, before I lose my courage. I can always say I had an accident and fell on the lubed up light bulb and it sort of got stuck up there. Then my balls exploded as well. Talk about unlucky.