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Anon is irresistible (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 40 points 3 months ago

Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 months ago

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Chargin

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

MahLazer?

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

The only winning move is not to play

[-] Liome@pawb.social 18 points 3 months ago

"You loose 100% of the shots you don't take"
Checkmate.

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I think "miss" instead of "loose" works better here, but yeah.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Hell, even just the correct spelling of "Lose" would work better than "loose"

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

And if I do not have the objective of making shots?

[-] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago

If you're specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything

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[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I never ask anyone out because what's the point? I've been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I've been turning down girls left and right because I'm just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.

[-] lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

this sounds shamefully familiar to me

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