Years ago I was once of Tim Walz's students before he left Nebraska. He told me I could be anything I wanted to be, but I never became an intergalactic astronaut spy.

WHAT IS THIS MAN HIDING???

I saw Tim outside in a park once and he said "ah, what a beautiful day" but I felt it was too warm.

HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN GASLIGHTING THE COUNTRY?

Congrats, this shitpost was the content that finally convinced me to subscribe to this community

THE BASTARD!