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Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men (theonion.com)

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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

We did have an eclipse this year, so maybe package soon?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

That's what you get for using FedEx

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