Guarantee he finds a way to make it weird.

For 5 minutes for a photo op. Mainstream media will take and run with that story 24x7 for next 3 weeks

I'm glad he's finally applying for jobs he's qualified for. I wish him well in his new career.

Remember, if the oil is too hot, cool it down with a bucket of ice. Don't want to burn the fries

“We don’t want to hear fake promises, even something like she worked very long and hard hours over french fries at McDonalds,” he said

That's not what a promise is. I hate that words have no meaning now.

I really didn't expect the next assassination attempt to come from the man himself

Every customers fries gonna be light that day.

He might have a mental episode and tumble into the frier.