Ä, ö, ü, am i a joke to you?

This is outrageous! I will call all users of our Polish instance "SZMER" to... OK, I might be getting your point.

Bezwzględny Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz wyruszył ze Szczebrzeszyna przez Szymankowszczyznę do Pszczyny. I choć nieraz zalewała go żółć, niepomny następstw znalazł ostatecznie szczęście w źdźble trawy.

EDIT: copy/pasted from somewhere, this looks incredible to pronounce! The only polish word I know is kurwa, and Zubrowka.

I feel like we'd all be much more on board with this if Poland wasn't in the shadow of Hungary right next door looking like somebody's cat had a serious episode on top of a keyboard.

laughs in Welsh

It's not spelling, it's the grammar and ortography that would make you want to peel your skin off.

I wonder if we had ž etc like Czechs would it make it easier for foreigners to read

Took 2 years of Polish at University. I spent more time on that one class than all my other classes combined... And I went to school for Education.

Po twojej pysznej zupie

Nie ruszam dupy z klopa

Ta zupa była z mlekiem;

Na mleko mam alergię

Po twojej pysznej zupie

Nie ruszam dupy z klopa

Ta zupa była z mlekiem;

Na mleko mam alergię

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