The artwork says "serial killer", but the decor says "would you like a werthers original dearie".
The multiple paintings of a woman “sleeping” in what appears to be the woods while wrapped in white are concerning… feels like the artist has a desire to bury women in the woods or something
Ya know, I got those same vibes. Something about the different footwear but same kind of white dress really kinda makes it feel like they were redressed or something.
Strange... I assumed they where self-portraits expressing depression, might be projecting though 😅
I guess art is in the eye of the beholder.
Women with similar traits + big ass mirror = possibly the artist.
Except all those women looks similar, and the artist use a huge mirror. It is likely, that's the artist, which represents themselves.
Has anyone checked missing person records for the area because I think I've detected a theme here.
The execution of those pictures looks really good - being that good at painting all of skin, fabric, and nature is a rare skill. Subject matter when selling a house, though? Less so.
Yes, they just appear. Every day another painting of you dead in the woods.
Ergh this is indulgent nonsense from the seller trying to sell their paintings for free via their house listing
These are most definitely the works of a serial killer, and some people would charge extra for that
What a wreck. And the paintings look nice but the fact that they are all of a woman on the ground if a little creepy
This is exactly how you clean up when the landlord is selling the house out from under you ... you funking don't.
Creepy A.F.
I’d turn around and walk…ummm run T.F. Outta there fast af
Look at the flowers, Lizzie.
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