"novel debt structures" sounds like a sound investment. (This is sarcasm.)

I wonder if I can get on a waiting list to buy like 3 of the Nvidia GPUs after this blows up in everyone's faces...

We’re sure phrases like “novel types of debt structures” won’t give you flashbacks to the 2008 financial crisis.

I feel like John taking the Soy Sauce for the first time and knowing how many people are gonna explode