I worked at a pizza buffet back in high school. There was a guy who would come in from time to time and eat 6 whole pizzas. He would wait for us to put a fresh pepperoni out then just dump the entire thing on his plate.
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RIP whoever had to clean the bathroom between his trips to the buffet
I do that every time I eat pizza. One extra large... with sides!
Your poor intestines…
They are fine, don't worry about it.
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I sometimes have a normal Pizza, Double Burger, Chili Cheese Nuggets, croquettes and Ben&Jerries.
One word: Mindestbestellwert. (Minimum order value)
Why? It doesn't seem terrifying or amazing to me. Maybe an eyebrow raise.
My little brother in HS was a bottomless pit. He played sports and went to the gym for extracurricular activities he was downing at LEAST 6000 calories a day. It was a wonder to watch. Kept our fridge empty while he lived with us.
Those are the guys who get fat after high school. They drop the "calories out" thing, still eat like a race horse, wonder what happened.
You should check out sam o'nellas video on Tartare. Dude couldn't stop eating, food or not
I can eat multiple loaves of bread and multiple tens of oranges in the same time i can eat a large pizza
I dont think the pizza is the best benchmark for human eating
I usually do it over the course of 3 days
It's me. I'm some human.
I'd call it cowmaxxing if it actually led to me putting on any weight 🤷♀️
If you compressed a 14” pizza into a ball it would probably be about the size of your head, so you should not eat one.