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Suspiciously Specific

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Suspicious Poop - Created the whole community because of this. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Xylinna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?

[–] rcmaehl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?

[–] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I love that they clarified "I am tot mailing myself". That was one of my first thoughts.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Soulent green?

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haha so dumb. They're just going camping and they're too scared to shit in the woods

What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao