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Late stage capitalism. Starve or cause enough of a ruckus to get food.
Nah, this is just regular capitalism. Late-stage capitalism would be just "be exploited or starve", no third alternative.
I have that exact look on my face when I have a shawarma in hand!
Kebab is our savior.
I couldn't tell you how many times a snack has pulled me out of suicidal thoughts, so I understand this.