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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 23 points 1 year ago

Just stare Jesus straight into his eyes as you bust a nut. If that fool is trying to assert dominance by T-posing over you, just show him who is the real alpha in the room.

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

To repent you should say "I'm sorry daddy I've been a bad boy"

[-] Prewash_Required@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

When I first scrolled past I thought someone was jumping on the bed. I'm like, WTF gam-gam doing?

[-] socsa@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Jokes on gran I'm into that shit

Jesus watching you clap those cheeks.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

S̶̡̙̤̯͋u̴̼̰̱̔̚f̶̤̮̗̟̑̀f̸̧̍͌̈́͘e̸̡͇̟͛̍̉̌r̴̠͛͘ ̶̅͜l̸͈̤̟̙͗̓i̸͈͚̱̕͜ţ̷̃̏͆̚t̸͕̹͍̊̈́͋͐l̷̟̹̬̾͘̚ẹ̷͆ ̷̖̫́͊͒̚c̷̢̣̭͗̃̓̎h̵͍̯͒̑̆̇î̷̩́̐͘l̸̢̧̙̏d̵̞̹̦̈̊r̷̦͊́e̷̘̐̊̎͝ñ̶̚͜ ̶̳̅͜͝t̴̡̮̦̩̍ǫ̸͇̰͆̈̾̂ ̵̢͇͈͋ć̸̲̝̦̝͆o̵̡̬͒̓m̷͍̳̈́͝e̴͍̺͎̐̿͠͠ ̵̋̋͗͜u̶͈̎̌ṉ̴̢͍͉̐t̶̟̫̱͑̒͊ö̶͉́̀͝ ̵̰͕̞̻̏́m̸̤̻̞̠͂̈́͗͒e̸̮̤͐͆̿

[-] Ertebolle@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[-] petrescatraian@libranet.de 3 points 1 year ago

@Ertebolle no need to sigh. Sex is like pizza: if it's good, it's good. If it's bad, it's still good.

@The_Picard_Maneuver

[-] socsa@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And some guy in Italy has a lot of rules about it

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
  • some guy in Italy's inbred pet country
[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Is my dude seriously sleeping on a bare mattress?

Are you going to turn your back on that statue long enough to make the bed?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hard to tell for sure at this resolution, but I'm pretty sure that's just a blue sheet 🤷

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