I know it's green text, but assuming they called the suicide hotline before as well they must have done their job too
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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Next day the Domino's guy is calling the suicide hotline because he got fired from dominos for offering free pizza.
A little kindness goes a long, long way.
This. I’ve been feeling shitty this past week, and there was a woman at the grocery store who made sure to tell me to have a wonderful rest of my day, simply because I moved a shopping cart out of her way (she was in one of those motorized carts I assume because she probably has a hard time walking). It was like a light switch on my mood.
That is to say, we need more people like that lady, who genuinely want people to have a good day and unknowingly make people feel better for just being nice.
I have a simple rule - if someone makes me feel something positive, I tell them. It started when I was hanging out with friends downtown and a girl ran up to compliment my shoes, then immediately walked off. It felt great, especially because she left before I could wonder what her angle was
So now, I make a point to speak up. If someone says something funny I overhear, I tell them I thought so. If I think they had a cool shirt, I say so. Then I just go back to my own business
Transcript:
Anonymous 12/08/14(Mon)20:06:46 No. 15084767
>only know two numbers
>domino's and suicide hotline
>accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal
>guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do
>offers me a free pizza
>mfw that kept my from killing myself that night
>mfw domino's does a better job than the suicide hotline
good human
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