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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Kutya in my ass which translates to dog in my ass

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

We are the Foolish in my ass

[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gun in my ass

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Planetarium in my ass

[–] ronflex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

graves in my ass

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Teeth in my ass

[–] Lonewanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] skulkymonster@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Grand Theft Ecstasy in my ass.

🤔

Ok, anyone wanna interpret that?

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The pot in my ass

[–] dorcas_gustine@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Six different ways (in my ass) - the cure

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The path in my ass (or A new beginning in my ass)

[–] DizzyAV@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I meaaaan....

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Night and happiness in my ass

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You're Not Evil in my ass

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

The coyote & the cowboy....

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pour Some Sugar On Me In My Ass

[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Possum Kingdom in my ass

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

A bar song in my ass

[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Want You Gone in my ass... IDK about this one...

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right Trigger Warning (in my ass)

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Jupiter in my ass

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Caffeine in my ass

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The song of the guitar in my ass

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right back in it my ass

(Seriously look up Leela James, she is great!)

[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now still waters in my ass

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[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

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