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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 107 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the diff

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 111 points 1 week ago (3 children)

from the other site:

Creepy is mostly men, wet is mostly women.

When it's mostly men you're just one of many (men) and only the truely creepy guys are considered creepy.

The higher the ratio of women the lower the bar for creepiness drops.

If your gym is very wet just looking around might already be considered creepy. Rules 1 and 2 apply.

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

Rules 1 and 2 apply.

  1. Be attractive.
  2. Don't be unattractive.

?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not sure what the other site is but this is wrong. the post is AI generated. this is the original

4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gymask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringeshe doesn't understandpull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringeshe laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"buy a membershipits cringe

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's always upset me about this is that I don't get to see the illustrated diagram. I want to see the diagram.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

i imagine it must have chad sigma grindset for based and soyjak beta virgin for cringe or something

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isnt wet wet because women can sometimes release some bodily fluids when they are struggling, for example in the gym?

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do believe men also sweat

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This sentence reads like an alien trying to sound human.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

I tried to be politically correct but did not succeed after reading my comment again

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Apparently a creepy gym is mostly men and a wet gym is mostly women.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s a weird way to describe the latter

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's 4chan, wtf did you expect?

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Intellectual discussion of course!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 1 week ago

Fair enough, I understand your disappointment now.

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you misspelled incellectual.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's the type of person who knows a lot about HOI4 and WWII, no?

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Strong opinions about military uniform design and style in, say, 1941

[–] lessthanluigi 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a weird way to describe both

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 25 points 1 week ago

Men creepy, women horny. Yeah def weird

[–] frog@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago

Ooh... I assumed wet meant their is a lack of ventilation in the locker rooms...

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 16 points 1 week ago

Thanks for finding the answer

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is a ChatGPT generated post based off of if the gym is based or cringe. not sure what everyone else is talking about.

4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gymask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringeshe doesn't understandpull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringeshe laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"buy a membershipits cringe

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://copypastatext.com/ask-the-gym-receptionist-if-their-gym-is-based-or-cringe/

It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.

[–] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago

Me and my friends were literally just making jokes about this tonight and its the first thing I see when I boot up Lemmy

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Creepy crew 4 life

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

This is so gross.

[–] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wet gyms are usually in basements and on subfloors. Creepy gyms have racketball courts.

Not a fan of racquetball? It's awesome!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yea I could see that. I'm more partial to creepy gyms being planet fitness and wet gyms being those expensive CrossFit giant pool, low weights gyms.