JP Morgan accidentally deletes 47 million comms records (www.theregister.com)

submitted 1 year ago by AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.ml

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would be cool if common folk could also be forgiven for "accidentally" deleting evidence

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[-] wagesof@links.wageoffsite.com 36 points 1 year ago

This is the part of "corporations are people" that somehow always proves the lie.

Put all of JP Morgan in jail. It can't do any business at all until it serves the 90 days in jail for contempt of court since they failed to produce discovery and any of the SEC's assertions that could have been based on this data, no matter how outlandish, are considered as facts to the jury going forward.

[-] authed@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

They only get the advantages of being considered a person... None of the drawbacks... Laws in the US are screwed

[-] welove2play@lemmy.fmhy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

“Accidentally”

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

My dog ate my mail server. What can you do?

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Why don’t they ever accidentally delete loan records?

[-] kronicmage@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

What a coincidence

[-] foggenbooty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

4mil sounds like a pretty good deal. That's just good business!

[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

#tottallyanaccident

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