Well fuck this was depressing. This is one of those things where you laugh at first and then you realize there's actually a really good chance of it being true.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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After Combs’ statement, the judge was said to have sat in stunned silence for a full minute before admitting the defendant did have a point.
Both satire and general political humor are not funny to me anymore. I’m just so burnt.
Almost ate the onion.
Even if pardoned, he'll be wrapped up in civil litigation for the rest of his life. What's happening to Mike Lindell may be a glimpse into Diddy's future if he avoids prison.
Fell for it.