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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I say that kind of thing to people, but I'm being intentionally stupid. Because it's funny.

"Happy birthday!"

"Thanks, you too!"

I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm just actually stupid. Especially my wife.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude if your wife hasn't figured it out, you might want to consider if maybe you are just a little stupid

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That is very possible.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Clearly you meant when he has his next meal. No reason to stress!

[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is Brian Regan's joke from 1992

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But luckily the waiter does. And elephants date values his other qualities.