What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.
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A magical place
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
Darwin was right
I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I'm guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
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