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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

freeing 19 sharks

Trump pardoning divers for killing 19 sharks I would understand due to Trump's hatred of sharks. But why this???

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I just realized that I was using logic and not Gold-plated Quality Trump Logic. By that logic - freeing the two divers makes perfect sense because the sharks will cause untold suffering, misery, and death. Trump probably thinks every shark in the ocean can grow to be a 25 foot long "killing machine" like the one he saw in Jaws.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

He had a change of shark

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also figure that as an exclusively land-dwelling Floridian, he resents those who get in and enjoy the water.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If pics surfaced of Trump in a swimsuit - even some of his hogs would laugh.

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Not everyone can pull it off like Mao.
Even the otter in the background is ‘mirin.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Federal prosecutors later charged the men with theft. Officials said the line actually belonged to a fisherman licensed by the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration to catch sharks for research.

Everyone out here giving Trump the benies of the doubties maybe just for once he cared about animal welfare or supporting our sea comrades in their protracted undersea struggles against the hords of human wave attacks by FloriKKKa against the fishery citizens but no he only did this because something something Biden.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Honestly though even given that, I don’t feel like they should be charged with theft. Give them a slap on the wrist and say “Ask if people have permits first next time”

It’s a minor annoyance, not theft.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

This is pure PR so that its harder to find when he did his batshit rant about death by batteries or sharks. This story already fills the search even when I included specifics about his rant.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trumps-weird-rant-boats-batteries-sharks-matters-rcna156371

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Good to hear something is finally being done about the biggest issue of our time