This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Gay: Anon has been completely alone for 8 months in his apartment. He has crushing loneliness and all of his friends and family have left him. The only thing that keeps him company are making greentexts and watching hypnodick porn.
As a professional gay, and purely out of interest for my shareholders, could you elaborate on this "hypnodick porn" you mentioned?
I'm guessing it's part of the genre of porn that purports to hypnotize the viewer into liking cock. Mostly gifs, from what I've seen.