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We made it through another week! Today we're going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg "wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?"). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like "I can't I'm flying solo round the earth". More ridiculous the better!

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you want to help me do my taxes Saturday at 10?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't because I'm helping Maggie Thatcher to iron laundry in hell.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah no problem how's 2pm instead?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No cause it's a long way to hell and back

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah ok how about 8pm next Friday?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Would love to but I'm attending the apocalypse

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Right np how's Thursday at 11:15am?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

1 + 1 + 1 +5 = 8 That's a very unlucky number, anything you do at 11:15 (other than kissing girls) is bound to fail!

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be considered direct dealing, so absolutely not.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah ok, want to help me wash my windows instead?

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you want to help me empty my attic today at 4?

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, we can't. We are baking a new universe.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah ok how's Saturday at 10?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mate, she's a total bitch 😉 How's Sunday lunchtime?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could, but its tricky. I'm helping some bird paint her fence in the morning and I'm fairly certain my cat will have found its way through the series of locked gates by then and escaped.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is a predicament. How's Monday at 9:15?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't, I'm rehashing my browns

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't miss that. How's Sunday 5pm?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you can help me tidy my room Sunday at 6pm?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd love to, but I need to sacrifice some berries to Zeus at that time.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No that's totally fair. How's 8pm?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah I would but I need to practice line dancing with my cats at that time. Could you do 2:33 that day?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have my regularly scheduled group girl kissing at that time ;-; what about the following week?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~Please tell me everything about the group girl kissing!~~ I mean...the following week I'm busy training frogs to disco dance... can you do Tuesday at 3am?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think we have a spot free for girl kissing if you happen to know any girls that are interested in kissing :3c disco frogs! Unfortunately Tuesday at 3AM I will be turning on the big light which is a stressful time as I'm sure you understand. What about on Thursday at 11?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Score! And yes that is very stressful. That's a good idea but unfortunately I've got a singing telegram coming at that time. How's 9:43am Wednesday?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you believe it? Kissing girls again :(

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbf that's a sensible choice. How's Monday at 3:19pm?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

With all that girl kissing there must be more than on free spot for sure? Asking for a friend who has been through hell recently ...

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what I'm hoping! I'm trying to wangle an invite

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Who could deny LadyButterfly!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you want to help me paint my fence Sunday at 10?

[–] mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can’t I’m cooking maggie thatcher bacon, so I can poison it

I understand, how's 3pm instead?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you want to come to the cinema Saturday at 3?

[–] mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can’t, I’m nicking keir starma’s sausages

Naturally...How's 11:15 that day?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)

Oh sorry I forgot. How's Sunday at 11:15am?

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