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[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 21 hours ago

Between the title of the show and one of the judges being a guy called Mario Narwhal I gotta ask, are coiners trying to reclaim the word "whale", as in a cash cow gambler/lifestyle goods consumer?

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The first Crypto Name they introduce is fucking Anthony "Unit of Time Measurement" Scaramucci and I got severe whiplash, I am not mentally ready to watch this, I need to refill my drug drawer

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ok now I'm wasted af and this show rules, this is the best fucking thing ever, gather all your friends and watch this shit, they hired the Mooch and someone whose credential is that they're a YouTuber to not give money to people whose ideas are "what if X but crypto" like one of them is literally "what if water but there's an NFT on it"

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

OH NO, I have TERRIBLE NEWS my new FAVOURITE SHOW got CANCELLED (probably by the WOKE MOB)

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 8 hours ago

Wendy O: Is this a generative AI collection? Not a fan of those. To me, it's not necessarily real art.
Another whale: They're not all the same.
Wendy O: I don't care. It takes away from the real artist.

Wow, look at the time. It's stopped o'clock!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The world was not ready. Or no longer ready.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 2 points 9 hours ago

They were still early

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having The Mooch as your headliner is definitely a choice.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 3 points 21 hours ago

Mooch is almost endearing in his earnest striving.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That was hilarious. I think it is good to show in the open what is happening/happened in those discord and telegram channel and the whole crypto scene.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's like 3 other videos, and they're all just as hilariously bad. It's glorious

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My next job is definitely going to be chief visionary officer…

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instead of a diet coke button you get an ayahuasca button

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 23 hours ago

Diet Coke, WITH ayahuasca, and the can has an integrated Bluetooth dongle that mints an NFT to log your vision quest on the blockchain...

OK, the Coke guys didn't go for it, let me call Shasta