I think OP might have a stalker, this level of attention from weird nerds is bizarre.

She knows you swiped left. She slams the table with both her hands. The formica cracks beneath her mighty fists as she shouts oaths in the name of Crom.

Looks like an opportunity for the DoT to introduce a breeding colony of traffic cones to the area!

a goddamn masterpiece

Yeesh, this escaped containment quickly, didn't it?

Thanks for keeping our bar nazi-free!

Hey, good point!

This is what happens in the absence of a natural predator.

:D

Appreciate you!

Between this and the Japanese grocery store with the Company Face, I'm wondering how much are we going to have to ~~bribe~~ pay Charles Stross to write the book where the good guys win

not just no, but Makhno

When you really want to confuse your astronomy post-doc partner.

EDIT: I've been reliably informed that that's too many Messier objects.

I'm sorry that you're getting buffeted by the weird nerds, but I'm glad you're here!