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Our physics department had a coffee table in the lobby piled up with the most recent batch of unsolicited kook manuscripts, which might count
Slop can never win, even at being slop. Best they can do is sloppy seconds.
If there were a pokemon whose ability is "Confidently Incorrect"
Follows the AdjectiveAnimal template. Im sold!
This is a banger of a metaphor
In the future, I'm going to add "at scale" to the end of all my fortune cookies.
Back when I was in high school my uncle took us out to a Cajun seafood buffet in south central Alabama. The shrimp
God was moving in that kitchen, I tell you.
Before: You were eaten by a grue.
After: Oops, All Grues!
Throw in the rust evangelism and you have a techtakes turducken
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–a man sipping from a bottle labeled “bone hurting juice”