Boomers, people who went to Vietnam, people who were in highschool from 1990-1993. Those are my generational distinctions and I truly need no further categorization than this.
Coolness can never be conscious, so anyone concerned about being cool is, by definition, uncool.
I like to wonder about how many peers I've survived longer than. Like, if we started with 72 Million in the USA, what is my current ranking? I'm shooting for top 90%, but I'm sure there is still a long ways to go. I know I'm probably losing in other score metrics like wealth or contribution to humanity, but I figure there is always time if I don't smoke or drive home drunk.
Millennials, Teens? I'm almost 30...
I think you misread something?
Ah, I see.
In that case: why would/should I care what teens think of me?
Despite having been one less than a decade ago, I definitely refuse to keep up with the trends as I feel most of them are either dangerous (tide pod challenge), illegal (property damage in your school bathrooms), absolutely tone-deaf (all those people pretending to have xyz disorder because it's quirky), or just flat out dumb (think fortnite and such if that's still even a thing and the slang as well). The slang they use feels like a foreign language and I refuse to learn it just like I did with a lot of slang from my time.
I feel most of them are either dangerous (tide pod challenge)
You say most and then cite only the most overblown, ridiculous example. I haven't seen a single death actually linked to the tide pod challenge, it was just a meme that a select few idiots took too far and got hospitalized. That happens with literally any popular trend. Don't forget millennials had plenty of "dangerous" trends (planking, off the top of my head) that the mainstream media blew out of proportion.
illegal (property damage in your school bathrooms)
This has been happening to school bathrooms for a very long time, it just wasn't on social media prior. I remember a trend in my area of kids fucking up their school bathrooms.
absolutely tone-deaf (all those people pretending to have xyz disorder because it's quirky)
So millennials didn't do all sorts of incredibly tone-deaf impressions and jokes back in the day?
or just flat out dumb (think fortnite and such if that's still even a thing and the slang as well)
"Fortnite dumb" like okay. Fortnite isn't dumb, it's just not made for you. I don't enjoy it, but I love playing it with my nieces and nephews, and while again it's not my speed, it's definitely not dumb.
The slang they use feels like a foreign language and I refuse to learn it just like I did with a lot of slang from my time.
If you just hate using slang that doesn't mean gen z slang is dumb, just means ur a hipster.
There's plenty of totally enjoyable, innocent gen z trends as well as some obnoxious ones, gen z slang is just an evolution of millennial slang, and gen z are more savvy in some areas and less so in others than millennials. But ofc ppl are gonna see what they want.
absolutely tone-deaf (all those people pretending to have xyz disorder because it's quirky)
You had me on most of these, but oof
One of the worst things you could do to someone that actually has a disorder is to disregard it because you think their pretending, I'll give the benefit of the doubt thanks.
I'm mostly referring to the people who actually do fake it. I also tend to give the benefit of the doubt, but I've seen various cases online of people actively faking it for clout. People who got called out on their bullshit.
That's my thoughts exactly
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Ha ha ha. I take the teens/tweens won't be lining up for Disney's next Marvel movie. I take it they'll all throw their Pokémon in the trash.
Please, no one wants your youtube minecraft fever dream bullshit. Be grateful you get to live in our nostalgia because when they the start releasing 'Jake Paul' feature films we all might as well jump off the golden.
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