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[-] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
CREATE TABLE display (
    id INT PRIMARY KEY,
    display_property TEXT
);

INSERT INTO display (id, display_property)
VALUES
(1, 'block'),
(2, 'inline-block'),
(3, 'flex');

CREATE TABLE divs (
    id INT PRIMARY KEY,
    inner_html TEXT,
    display INT REFERENCES display(id)
);

INSERT INTO divs (id, inner_html , display)
VALUES
(1, 'div1', 1),
(2, 'div2', 2),
(3, 'div3', 3);
[-] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago
.users {
  id: int !primary-key;
  name: text;
}

.users::insert {
  id: 1;
  name: "John doe";
}

@query (max: 10) {
  .user {
    display: table;
  }
  .users id {
    display: none;
  }
}
[-] __init__@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] moebius@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

They both feel so wrong, I love it.

[-] Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think I need to lie down.

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it "sequel" or "es-cue-ell", and it's fine. CSS just doesn't have that kind of flexibility as a language.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

CSS also pisses me off because it clearly doesn't cascade... to contrast SQL is a language, it is used for querying... and it's structured horribly. Please for the love of God let me FROM foo WHERE bar SELECT baz

[-] xuxebiko@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Ksssss"

That's what I sound like whenever I have to tackle that bag of snakes.

[-] techognito@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I have also heard some say "school"

[-] ripcord@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, those people are maniacs

[-] inspxtr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

i’m leaning towards “skull” tho

[-] techognito@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"I dropped a table with skull"

it has a nice ring to it

[-] sxan@midwest.social 30 points 1 year ago

Oh. Now I want one of these for every pairing. Vim vs Windows. Bubble Sort vs. SODIMM. The beauty is, with LLMs, I can have it! Enter two of any computer terms, and ChatGPT spits out a comparison. And why stop with computer stuff? Eukayryotic vs Republican! The War of 1812 vs The Kessel Run!

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I think the real question on all of our minds is which is better: JavaScript or megabytes

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Is this chatGPT generated?

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Having worked with tables in both I'm partial to French.

[-] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

Filing cabinets or oil paints? Which is better?

[-] Dr_Cog@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Tried to store documents in paint and it ruined the documents, 0/10

I'll let you know how my file cabinet art show goes

[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

This is a pretty roundabout way of saying back-end vs front-end.

[-] Renacles@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

What in the actual fuck

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

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[-] MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Obviously CSS

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