fibojoly

joined 2 years ago
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Well, the UK left so, you know, the door is open whenever you feel like it.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought that was exactly what Zeno's Paradox is : a mathematical explanation of that very feeling. You're getting closer at each step, yet you're doomed to never reach your goal. So close, yet so far.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like the same thing that happens at 0°C with very pure water that stays liquid, but shake it and bam! It insta-freezes.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's much better than it has any right to be -_-;

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I just want a nice, useful address book I can actually search. But those morons don't even have that, so instead we have abominable emails like did.ssi-sii and such. Sure it all means something, if you can just remember what fucking letter soup the department you're looking for is. You want the service desk? did.dsi-sdk Rolls off the fucking tongue, doesn't it.

What's the point of this piece of shit Outlook if we can't even search for team addresses?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Eeeeh... No. The only reason you might want to not execute them is so they don't kill their victims. But the damage they cause...

No. I wish we still had the guillotine just for them. But Robert Badinter pleaded well enough that we let a child killer live the restbof his days in a cell, paid by us, because apparently it was too brutal to kill a guy who rolled the body of a kid in a carpet under his bed. Fuck that noise.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thats why he had his own pedo-parties with blackjack and hookers. And vaseline !

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah, if we had a small start-up sized network, for sure. But as soon as you go into dozens of servers it becomes unmanageable :/ I need to know at a glance what the function of a given server is, my colleagues in sysadmin need to know what rack, what layer in our archi, what os, is it prod, etc. Hence TV model style names. Don't roll off the back of the tongue, but at least we all know what we're dealing with without knowing an encyclopedia knowledge of anime / star wars / etc trivia.

I compensate by making fun (for me) jpeg to ASCII welcome messages when I connect to remote servers :P

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I still think we should do like Japan and focus on creampie porn.
Camera zooms out from the dripping pussy until the face of the actress is visible
"I'm doing my part! Are you?"

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Meh, I like cute names like the next nerd, but I've never seen any in practice. It's all TV model number like codes.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Yup. Works for the rest of the world listening to US music.

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