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[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver's licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.

[-] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

That certainly explains some people

[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 9 points 11 months ago

Sovereign citizen mentality

[-] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Don’t worry; they can’t take you to court for drunk driving because there are drills on the US flag which makes it a maritime admiralty court.

[-] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Bringing a 32oz water bottle with me full of Atlantic seawater to classify my car as a maritime vessel in international waters

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