I got you some cake. It’s cellular peptide with mint frosting. Your favorite.

To another year of "quality" Star Trek memes! It's always great seeing you around bud, you help make Risa the best community one could ask for!

This community is, by far, my favorite part of the internet. It make me smile every single day.

Despite being told not to: Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! We're glad you're here, Stamets.

Happy Birthday! I didn't get you anything, but the internet archive did:

• Star Trek - The Complete Original Series

• Wrath of Khan

• Star Trek the Motion Picture Comic #79

Happy birthday! 🎂 And don’t worry to much, I think having blah parents is part of realizing what’s truly important in this turd burger we live on lol. Enjoying the small things, because existence is fleeting.

Thank you for going boldly into the unknown that is your life 🖖

Happy Birthday! Thanks for the great memes, even if you just found them. Funniest dude on this site.

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

Wishing you a good year ahead! You're appreciated here.

And I agree with you, this is the nicest Star Trek community I've found too.

It took me a while to realise but I'm no longer bracing myself for racism or sexism every time I click on a trek post here!

Hi Stamets, since you didn't want birthday wishes let me thank you for your posts and your open-hearted comments instead. They really brighten my day, here and on 196 (didn't even realize that many of the good ones there were posted by you, too. Sokath, his eyes uncovered).

All the best to you!

I'm really glad you had a happy birthday. You're one of the most prolific and hilarious members of this community, so thanks for everything you do to make this place great.

Also, we share an astrological sign! So that's fun.

I'm torn between respecting your wishes and piling on!

Stamets you're awesome, this community is the most fun I've had on the internet in years, so thank you (and everyone)!

Happy Bday! Thanks for the laughs! I always know its a quality joke when I see your user name!

Happy birthday, and thanks for keeping us all smiling 😁

Happy Birthday!

You're a great person too. I'm on good terms with my parents, but I've always had a really hard time connecting with my dad.

This community keeps giving me ways to talk to him with the shit you and other come up with, so thank you too.

We're in this together, kid.

Yes I've already made a comment but this was necessary

A ship is only as good as its crew and you are a damn fine member!

I always enjoy seeing your posts and I’m glad you’re with us. Live long and prosper. 🖖🏼

I'm a bit late to the party, but rest assured, it always brightens my day seeing your memes and even more your comments. You are a lovely person and if you weren't living on another continent / I wasn't terrified of flying, I'd hunt you down right now to have a birthday pint with you and listen to your most fun stories about life, the universe, star trek, and everything.

Emergency hug incoming

Happy birthday! Your favorite food wouldn't happen to be pineapple, would it?

We're all glad you're still here with us for another revolution around the ol' sun.